I will post something here.
2011 is pretty great so far. Sure as hell beats 2010, which beat 2009, which beat 2008. I like that pattern.
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There's been hubbub on the internet about how you shouldn't put two spaces after a period, because that's old-school from the days of monospaced typewriter fonts. I will try to remember.
I've been thinking about this joke lately.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
"Better Know a Kofer - Sarah."
I was mostly on board with this (she makes good points) until she said she converted to Roman Catholicism. She doesn't seem like a religious Roman Catholic (and I don't understand that either, converting to a religion and then not observing its laws strictly), but still: " I wanted a religion that accepted that change happens"? "I like that Christianity is inclusive."? Roman Catholicism?
If you watch network TV at all, you've probably seen the BP advertisements featuring cartoon babies driving a car.
The music is kind of catchy, so I decided to see if it was by a real band that's produced other songs. Well...sort of. Okay, it's not a real band, but they're profiled on an independent (or "independent?") website as if they were. But on the sidebar, in the place where other bands' pages have unrelated advertising (labeled as such), the "BP band" has...a flash animation linking to BP Products's website. [Incidentally, Jack White wrote a song specifically for a Coca-Cola commercial, though the commercial never got much airtime.]
Blurring the line between entertainment and advertising seems to be growing in popularity. There are even companies that pay bloggers to post product reviews in blog entries.
This bird has been appearing at the back yard feeder for the past week, and I couldn't figure out what it was: a parrot? some sort of vulture? a sick cardinal? It looked kind of like someone in a mascot costume without the head piece on.
A friend saw it and recognized it as a bald cardinal. Apparently some birds go bald semi-regularly. Who knew?
I thought I was going to dust off this blog and start using it, but the posts just didn't come.
Something else is in the works. Something else is always in the works.
And I got a car, which is very good thing because at one point I was up to a record of forgetting 4 items on the subway in one week. The hat and gloves and balaclava were replaceable, but I miss that shoe, dammit.
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I wish to note that today, 3.14.2005, is Pi Day.
I find this to be of particular interest since I recently found out that the term of endearment my mother uses for me occasionally is in fact "pi" and not "pie." Which is simply awesome.
