Tuesday, May 05, 2009

I've been thinking about this joke lately

I've been thinking about this joke lately.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"

Sunday, March 29, 2009

profile of an apostate

"Better Know a Kofer - Sarah."

I was mostly on board with this (she makes good points) until she said she converted to Roman Catholicism. She doesn't seem like a religious Roman Catholic (and I don't understand that either, converting to a religion and then not observing its laws strictly), but still: " I wanted a religion that accepted that change happens"? "I like that Christianity is inclusive."? Roman Catholicism?